gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
i need some magic done to my vagina
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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