I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
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I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
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Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
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