in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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