I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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