I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
17 year olds will be the death of me.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
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I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
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I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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