This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
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I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
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Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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