Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
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She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
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When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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