i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
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just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
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I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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