this beer tastes like vomit already
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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