Me. At least after what I've been through.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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