ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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