I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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