There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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