Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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