Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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