Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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