I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
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The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
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Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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