Will you blow on my dice?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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