i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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