I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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