lets start a swedish sibling band together
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I'm too high and old for this...