So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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