just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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