very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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