we have officially mastered the walk of shame
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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