Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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