Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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