oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Randomize
