do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I would fuck him just for his dog
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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