Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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