my sisters under your porch take her home
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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