I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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