So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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