Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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