we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
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No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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