As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
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Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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