im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
