real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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