dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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