that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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