I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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