Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I think i got beer on your cat.
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