You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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