sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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