so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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