check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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