I can tuck mytits in my pants
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
bring money and cleavage
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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