belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
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Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
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