We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Randomize
