omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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