So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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