k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
Randomize
