We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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