its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
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You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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