talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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