I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
