Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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