Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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