She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
3pm strippers are depressing
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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