Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
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You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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